It's hard to fly when you can't even run

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy)

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl)

asgardiantom:

pufflehug:

the-afterword:

atlasalpha:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

tinyrocketeer:

i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL

WHERE IS MY MATE

A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED

THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION

this is actually my favorite thing on tumblr ever

If this post didn’t begin a beautiful romance then I don’t know what the internet is for anymore

OTP

this fucking website

THAT LAST PIC I’M DYING

simonleboner:

Day #395829275916194

I still don’t find channing tatum attractive

(Source: gonorrheafeatdrake)

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

itsajensenthing:

bennykingofpurgatory:

feathers-theangel:

CASTIEL IS HUMAN I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL CASTIEL IS A HUMAN BEING

this is no a drill

is thaT CROWLEY?